You know, I love Hilary, but she fails to excite me. She’s just not good at deadpan comedy – or any sort of comedy really. Kudos to Clinton for finally getting on that dirty pop train! Oh, and her appearance on Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis? Now, the Internet may be raving about it (and it should because we need to do everything we can to stop the monstrosity that is Trump), but we all sort of know that Clinton isn’t the most charming personality.
Did you see her latest ad where she basically destroys Trump by pairing his sexist comments about women with images of young “ethnically diverse” girls staring at the mirror in doubt? Honestly, I didn’t think she had it in her. Let’s talk about Hilary Clinton for a second. Oh, and these men love McDonalds.” Hillary Clinton has found it hard to inspire the imagination of some progressives – in the US and the rest of the world You see, if I’m going to convince a bunch of stubborn old men that it’s okay to do what they want to do even though it may garner…some disapproval, I have to show them the good life.
“Can you please order about three dozen chicken nuggets?” “Yes, of course Abu, what would you like me to do?”
“ Beta, as you know, I am hosting a very important lunch today and I need your help with something.” I was barely awake that morning when Grandpa Churri called me. Even Mona Churri was asked to take out her best china for the serving of tea later in the afternoon – and even though she hated the thought of grisly village folk sipping on her precious teacups, she had to oblige. Consequently, all the larkas in the house were instructed to put on clean clothes and the cook was ordered to make his special nihari for the occasion. This meant that five men with long messy beards would be walking into the Churri household wearing crisp white shalwar kameez and a knack for silent judgment around their necks. You see, Grandpa Churri was involved in local politics in his village, and he had called a special meeting of close friends and colleagues to discuss the agenda for the next local election. It was Sunday morning at the Churri household and everyone was working hard to set up the special lunch Grandpa Churri was hosting in the drawing room. Grandpa Churri’s route to taking over the world – chicken nuggets That just really goes to show how far pop-tactics like letting Jimmy Fallon rough up your hair will take you in this world. Seriously though, the guy who flushes the toilet of his private jet with a 24-Karat gold plated push button is a potential candidate for the American presidency. He’s basically giving a voice to all those terrified rednecks the world worked so hard to shut up for so many years (someone really needs to b***hslap him). I mean, did you read that story about how Trump is able to channel secret service (aka taxpayer) money into his own companies because he owns, like, everything that he may need to run his campaign? Ugh! What baffles me most about Trump is how he can be so sexist, racist, bigoted and privileged with so much in-your-face self-righteous confidence. This is my analysis of the 2016 US Presidential Election – it’s dirty pop. The band of beautiful boys may have been disbanded, but it’s legacy continues through figures like Donald Trump, who may publicly disregard the “car” they drive or the “ice” around their necks, but conveniently use their brazen swagger to charge their charisma and power through the minds of the scared, needy or broke. Now, about fifteen years later, *NSYNC’s words hold more truth than ever. *NSYNC knew we liked this “dirty pop” and they warned us back in 2001 – “bet you can’t stop”. I believe it was *NSYNC who first asked the question that is on everyone’s mind these days: “What’s the deal with this pop life, and when is it gonna fade out?” The answer? Well, according to *NSYNC, this was not a trend and it wasn’t going to stop.